I’m Picised off!
Dear Picis,
Why is your so-called “Smart” product acting so dumb? I’m seriously sick and tired of being paged about it every BLEEPING weekday morning! I had to clear eleven pages about those bedeviled machines before I even left the house today, and I want to know why. Did we create our own problems, or did you?
Yours truly,
FriedbyFish
